One Friday morning, a teacher came up with a novel way to motivate
her class. She told them that she would read a quote and the first student
to correctly identify who said it would receive the rest of the day off.
She started with "This was England's finest hour."
Little Suzy instantly jumped up and said, " Winston Churchill."
"Congratulations said the teacher you may go home."
The teacher then said, "Ask not what your country can do for you."
Before she could finish this quote, another young lady belts out, "John
"Very good" says the teacher, "you may go."
Irritated that he has missed two golden opportunities,
Little Johny said, "I wish those girls would just shut up."
Upon overhearing this comment, the outraged teacher demanded to know
who said it. Johny instantly rose to his feet and said, "Bill Clinton.
I'll see you on Monday."
Bill and Hillary had Al & Tipper Gore over for dinner at the private
residence of the White House.
In the middle of diner, Al excused himself to use the bathroom. After
a couple of minutes he came back.
They finished dinner and left. On the way home, Al turned to Tipper
"Did you know that Bill has a gold urinal in his bathroom?" "How can
we tell the American people that we are serious about cutting the budget
when the President has a solid gold urinal?
Tipper said, "there must be some mistake, I'll call Hillary when we
They get hme and she calls Hillary and says, "Is it true that Bill
has a solid gold urinal in his bathroom?"
"Hillary put her hand over the receiver and says, "Bill !!!! I found
out who peed in your Saxophone!"