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All of you have, at sometime or other been in the doldrums....
 
At such times, you, turn to the GODS for help....
 
In modern times however, with changing times, all the GODS here have
E-Mail so that the likes of you can ask for their help easily....
 
The following are the E-Mail addresses, if you were ever to need them....
 
If you wanted to get rid of obstacles in your way, you should mail to:

       ganesha@kailasa.OnMouse.com
 
If you wanted to "create" something.... anything, you should mail to:

       brahma@satyaloka.OnLotus.com
 
If you wanted help with anything at all, you should try:

       vishnu@vaikunTHa.OnAdishesha.com
 
If you wanted to destroy any thing, then your destination is:

       rudra@kailasa.OnNandi.com
 
If you were in dire need of money you should try:

       lakshmi@vaikuntha.ByVishnu.com or kubera@swarga.com
 
If you are in pursuit of knowledge then ,

       saraswati@satyaloka.WithVeena.com or brihaspathi@swarga.com
 
If you want combat evil (Rakshasas) advice can be found at:

       indra@swarga.OnAiravat.WithVajra.com
 
(For ladies) If you wish your husband a long life:

       gowri@kailasa.com

 Advice for this can be found at

       Savitri@madradesha.com
 
If your place is drought ridden, then you should contact:

       varuna@swarga.com
 
If you are feeling very cold, then try:

       agni@swarga.com
 
IF you absolutely NEED a date, then try:

       urvashi@swarga.withindra.com
       rambha@swarga.withindra.com
       menaka@swarga.withindra.com
       tilotthama@swarga.withindra.com
 
 Also can be contacted when you are feeling very down or when you want to destroy sombody's (your competitor when in school/college? concentration
 
If you are travelling in a hot country, for a cool breeze contact:

       vayu@swarga.com
 
If you are ever lost anywhere in the world, contact:

       Ashtadikpalakas@swarga.com
 
If you were in the darkness light can be obtained from:

       Surya@Akasha.com
 
If you were in a romantic mood then, for moonlight, contact:

       chandra@Akasha.com
 
If at all you feel that your character needs a little building up, then your helpline would be:

       rama@ayodhya.com
 
Suppose you had no access to (on-line ?) newspapers, then for keeping up with the times, try:

       Narada@everywhere.anywhere.com
       OR
       Narada@anywhere.anytime.com
 
 When you fall ill, instead of visiting a (very costly) doctor, try:

       ashwini@swarga.twins.com
 
If ever you felt like getting something (but were not able to), you should have contacted:

       kamadhenu@rishiashramAs.edu
       or
       kalpavrikhsa@rishiashramas.edu
 
Finally, if you've had enough of this world, (and enough of reading such useless things) then
your contact will be:

       yama@yamaloka.onbuffalo.com
 
       Best of Luck.....