some good one liners
What time was it when Sir Lancelot looked
at his belly button?
- The middle of the knight.
What does one bee say to the other bee?
- Just Bee yourself.
What did one wall say to the other wall?
- Meet you at the corner.
Why did the football coach go to the bank?
- To get his quarterback.
What do you call a dog with no ears?
- Anything you want to... he can't hear you.
Who's bigger... Mr. Bigger or Mr. Bigger's
- Mr. Bigger's baby because he's a little
There was a grape and someone stepped on
it... what did the grape say?
- Nothing... he just whined.
What did the dentist say to the golfer when
he found a cavity?
- You have a hole in one.
Why did the turtle cross the road?
- To get to the shell station.
Why did the cat cross the road?
- Because it was the turtles day off.
What did the mother ghost say to the baby
- Don't spook unless you are spooken to.