Here's some good one liners What time was it when Sir Lancelot looked at his belly button? - The middle of the knight. . What does one bee say to the other bee? - Just Bee yourself. . What did one wall say to the other wall? - Meet you at the corner. . Why did the football coach go to the bank? - To get his quarterback. . What do you call a dog with no ears? - Anything you want to... he can't hear you. . Who's bigger... Mr. Bigger or Mr. Bigger's baby? - Mr. Bigger's baby because he's a little bigger. . There was a grape and someone stepped on it... what did the grape say? - Nothing... he just whined. . What did the dentist say to the golfer when he found a cavity? - You have a hole in one. . Why did the turtle cross the road? - To get to the shell station. . Why did the cat cross the road? - Because it was the turtles day off. . What did the mother ghost say to the baby ghost? - Don't spook unless you are spooken to.